March 2012
That moment when you finish all your homework
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When your parents start to go into a long lecture...
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Tumblr vs. Facebook: Jersey Shore Version
Someone I don’t know adds me on Facebook:
Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr:
Someone writes on my Facebook wall:
Someone writes in my Tumblr box:
Lose a friend on Facebook:
Lose a follower on Tumblr:
Error on Facebook:
Error on Tumblr:
My Sleeping Schedule: →
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DAY:
NIGHT:
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wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Anonymous asked: what do you prefer: a lamp, a map, a dictionary or an apple?
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
i never get anons asking me weird shit
Its all i want.
Procrastination? No. I just wait until the last...
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I dont know why this is so funny
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lil-miss-eat-your-heart-zombie replied to your post: :o i am randomly in your blog cause you reblog something that i reblog. and im in love with your blog your like my tumblr girl soul mate
and you like black also
love them. its the only brand i rather smoke. AND we’re both from Puerto Rico.
February 2012
lonelilygirl asked: A - If I’m in love.- yes, of someone who has forgotten me < that makes me feel somewhat happy only because I feel the exact same way and I know of NO one else that feels this way.
Anonymous asked: a-z
devil music: never stop running suicide is bullshit believe in who you are you are worth it take no one's shit okay you are amazing
accepted music: you a stupid hoe i get high yeah i smoke weed so what fuck the haters i is who i is you can't control me
lil-miss-eat-your-heart-zombie asked: :o i am randomly in your blog cause you reblog something that i reblog. and im in love with your blog your like my tumblr girl soul mate <3 :D